Taxonomy of a Doc

Someone once called me a Neanderthal. I’m not, I checked:

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Primates

Suborder: Haplorhini

Infraorder: Simiiformes

Family: Hominidae dysfunctionalii

Subfamily: Homininae homosexualis

Tribe: Hominini leatherii bedeesemsis

Genus: Homo sexual

Linnaeus, 1758 as amended by Doc

I’m blaming this on boxed wine and isolation.

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