Someone once called me a Neanderthal. I’m not, I checked:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Infraorder: Simiiformes
Family: Hominidae dysfunctionalii
Subfamily: Homininae homosexualis
Tribe: Hominini leatherii bedeesemsis
Genus: Homo sexual
Linnaeus, 1758 as amended by Doc
I’m blaming this on boxed wine and isolation.
Sorry in corecting you (But i’m German) Tribe: Homini coria lectuli – should be the right latin Expression…🤭😘