Malebag

I’ve been discussing ball stretchers with @SouthernSwitch lately. He spent a day recently in his Steelwerks ball cuff and we had a lively discussion (and obligatory pics). As I may have mentioned, I’m rather a fan of cbt in general and ball play in particular, and I am rather fond of a stretcher. My balls can take a lot. I’ve been suspended by them. I’ve had more than 30 pounds hanging from them. I have a collection of stretchers, but most of them have the same problem: they’re too small.

At least in the ball department, I am very well endowed. If “ball porn” was a thing, I’d be a star. I’m like the Cutler X of balls. My cock might be average, but my balls are, how should I put this….huge.

Trying to squeeze my sac into the average circumference stretcher is not an easy feat, and I usually end up with pretty severe pinching and bruising. I’ve got some beautiful locking weighted stretchers that I just can’t fit into. Usually, my balls end up being roped or strapped somehow instead, because it’s just easier. I have an entire drawer of stretchers and weights I don’t use because it’s just too damn difficult to squeeze into them. As much as I like ball pain, I don’t care for that kind of pain. Anyone who has gotten their cock stuck in a zipper knows the kind of pain I’m talking about.

It’s not like I walk around wishing I had smaller balls, I just wish the makers of stretchers would make bigger ones. Even the leather ones with two rows of snaps are too small. I can get them on, just barely. There’s just more sac than room to put it, no matter how stretched it is. I can’t be the only one with this problem. They make “magnum” condoms, why not “magnum” ball stretchers?

There are worse problems than having a couple of XXL eggs in your jock, but it annoys me that I can’t find something that both accomplishes the job and I can put on without inflicting unintentional pain. I’ve been discussing the issue with Chris at @steelwerks for a while now and we have gone back and forth on ideas, but nothing has come of it so far. Ultimately, something custom will be the answer, but I have to think there is a market for larger balled male toys. I mean look at what’s happened in the chastity cage market in the last few years. Maybe there’s a business opportunity here. Hmmmm…..

Stay well and stay safe

-Doc

Published by Locked Doc

Middle aged switch reclaiming his kink and exploring Bdsm with both his husband and his Master. Always locked.

2 thoughts on “Malebag

  1. Hello Doc, I’m totally with you! My Balls are also quite big – especially one, and there is nothing that fits 🥴 But we will survive – somehow👍😁

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  2. I have the opposite problem, a small sack and rather smallish balls, and wouldn’t mind have your problem, at least for a while 😀. A Dom used a parachute on my balls once, and I was surprised they didn’t slip through the opening.

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