I’ve been discussing ball stretchers with @SouthernSwitch lately. He spent a day recently in his Steelwerks ball cuff and we had a lively discussion (and obligatory pics). As I may have mentioned, I’m rather a fan of cbt in general and ball play in particular, and I am rather fond of a stretcher. My balls can take a lot. I’ve been suspended by them. I’ve had more than 30 pounds hanging from them. I have a collection of stretchers, but most of them have the same problem: they’re too small.

At least in the ball department, I am very well endowed. If “ball porn” was a thing, I’d be a star. I’m like the Cutler X of balls. My cock might be average, but my balls are, how should I put this….huge.

Trying to squeeze my sac into the average circumference stretcher is not an easy feat, and I usually end up with pretty severe pinching and bruising. I’ve got some beautiful locking weighted stretchers that I just can’t fit into. Usually, my balls end up being roped or strapped somehow instead, because it’s just easier. I have an entire drawer of stretchers and weights I don’t use because it’s just too damn difficult to squeeze into them. As much as I like ball pain, I don’t care for that kind of pain. Anyone who has gotten their cock stuck in a zipper knows the kind of pain I’m talking about.

It’s not like I walk around wishing I had smaller balls, I just wish the makers of stretchers would make bigger ones. Even the leather ones with two rows of snaps are too small. I can get them on, just barely. There’s just more sac than room to put it, no matter how stretched it is. I can’t be the only one with this problem. They make “magnum” condoms, why not “magnum” ball stretchers?

There are worse problems than having a couple of XXL eggs in your jock, but it annoys me that I can’t find something that both accomplishes the job and I can put on without inflicting unintentional pain. I’ve been discussing the issue with Chris at @steelwerks for a while now and we have gone back and forth on ideas, but nothing has come of it so far. Ultimately, something custom will be the answer, but I have to think there is a market for larger balled male toys. I mean look at what’s happened in the chastity cage market in the last few years. Maybe there’s a business opportunity here. Hmmmm…..

Stay well and stay safe


Published by Locked Doc

Middle aged switch reclaiming his kink and exploring Bdsm with both his husband and his Master. Always locked.

2 thoughts on “Malebag

  1. Hello Doc, I’m totally with you! My Balls are also quite big – especially one, and there is nothing that fits 🥴 But we will survive – somehow👍😁


  2. I have the opposite problem, a small sack and rather smallish balls, and wouldn’t mind have your problem, at least for a while 😀. A Dom used a parachute on my balls once, and I was surprised they didn’t slip through the opening.


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