As the year from Hell draws to a close, I have decided to make several resolutions. I don’t normally do this, because I never stick to them, however, in this case, I think I might just be able to manage it.
Therefore, in 2021, I resolve to do the following:
1. Stay locked for an entire year (never mind that I’ve already been locked for more than 2 years….).
2. Work out more. Even if I work out once, it will be more than most of 2020. I think I can do this.
3. Drink less. Honestly, I can’t drink more, although I am a lightweight and I fall asleep after 2 glasses of anything alcoholic. But, 2020 has definitely upped my drinking game, albeit it still at an amateur level. This one may be a challenge.
4. Get fucked more. As in number 2, it’s not possible to get fucked less, so even once is a win. At some point after I’m vaccinated, I still have all those untaken Prep pills, so watch out world! However, as a consequence of number 2, I’m not as fuckable as I should be.
5. Write more. I’ve been up and down on the creative front, mostly because life has been, overall, boring. I hope to have more to share with all you lovely folks.
6. Lock someone. This is a biggie. I’ve really enjoyed being a KH. I want to find someone whose dick I can tease as badly as my own gets teased. I think it would be very fun for all involved. As this, like number 4, requires a willing participant, it might be a challenge. I’m soliciting volunteers. Fair warning; I’m really sadistic
I think 6 resolutions are sufficient for now. We’ll see how it goes. I wish you all a happy, healthy, prosperous 2021 as we emerge from the shit show that was 2020.
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Hello Doc, Wish you a Happy and healthy new year! Stay locked and hopeful! Greetings from Germany, Gerd
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